You are really red. It would be fun to hang you from a traffic light, and stop cars.
A woman must always move with grace, whether you're wiping a table or drying sheets. Or in the fight for your life.
I hate humans. I find the thought that I'm from the same species to be depressing.
Please don't tell people our bakery's motorbike ran you over. It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool.