Of course, why would anyone suspect a pole to talk and stalk and take the award and hide. That's just silly. *Places trophy in shadow*.....*slowly backs away*
~Awwwww~ You'll go down in stalker history as the most polite stalker. I'm not really good at conversation starters sooo......(This is where you start some kind of conversation)
Thank you so much! I feel so honored. Judging by the way you wrote your sentence, to state bluntly, you're pretty fancy! (I think that's a good thing. Take it as a complement)