Time passes, people move. Like a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn to noble ambition. Young love will become deep affection. The clear water's surface reflects growth. Now listen to the Serenade of water to reflect upon yourself.
Hooo~ Why hello there, Ishimaru. Pleasure to meet your acquaintance! Props to you for noticing the humor. However, I'd be lying if I said nothing too evil. c;
Nonsense, the pleasure is all mine. You would be lying, but you didn't. I appreciate that. Clearly someone of strong moral character, yes? Or... are you?
Ahh, the mystery!! I can already see that I'm gonna be the schoolgirl in this dynamic. Also stop saying cool stuff like that and making me tear up, konoyaro!
Oooi oi, I'm sharp as hell! I notice everything! EVERYT-*smashes his head into a bookcase behind him* Owweee. Haha. What's the first thing I should learn, senpai?
Baaaka~ Yosh! First you'll want to master the, 'cool and cold' glare. That will earn everybody's attention and gives off a mysterious feel. (And may also result in many fangirls.)
Ooooo, sasuga senpai!! *eyes start sparkling* I've always wanted a glare like that! But when I try to do it, girls usually think I'm some kind of pervert. Clearly I'm doing something wrong. I need that fangirl club!
Heh, of course! The trick is to always dramatically look over your shoulder as if for the 'last time'. You'll certainly get fans, just don't be an aho and smile. Being quiet and smiling at girls is one sign of a pervert. *sweat drop*
So that's it! I always find myself awkwardly smiling at girls. I should probably cut back on the drooling too. I've never employed the 'last time' technique though. But it sounds cool! But... don't you first have to walk away then? Do I say hi to them and then immediately walk away and use this technique?
Ah, well that would certainly be something to remember. Why don't you first try helping a damsel in distress! You'll have to remain quiet the whole time, *cough* no smiling and or drooling, *cough* Then, you'll have time to walk away without saying and be able to do the 'last time' glance when she says thank you. Though with your level of skill, I doubt you'll pull off the 'Hero' role, *sigh*..I wonder, could you be hiding some secret talent?
Secret talent, huh?.. I'm not sure. I mean sure, I can peel a potato in under 5 seconds. Sure, I can give myself a haircut. But I don't see how I could use these in a 'Hero' situation. Maybe I could offer the damsel a haircut and a bowl of mashed potatoes?
That sounds absolutely amazing. If that doesn't win over any girl, they must be blind. You'll be going places. Now, you'll just need a nickname, a sort of 'hero' name to go along with your specialties.