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The Potato King
Somebody talk to ME!(╥﹏╥)

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Gender: Andro
Registered: July 29, 2013
Last seen: 1 year ago
Profile Views: 4,237
Comments: 68
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68 comments submitted by AvalonReject
[-]AvalonReject1 year ago

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You deserve more love for the quality of quotes you've submitted here.
[-]AvalonReject2 years ago

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I live
[-]AvalonReject2 years ago

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No
[-]AvalonReject2 years ago

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shhhh
don't ruin it
[-]AvalonReject4 years ago

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*Is bowed down to*
*feels glorious*
*Evil laugh time*
[-]AvalonReject4 years ago

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The only one insane enough to admire me was Hitler
look where that got him!
[-]AvalonReject4 years ago

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who gave me away?
my profile was supposed to L-R's deepest darkest secret!
Was it Canada?
I knew I couldn't trust a country that serves fat free potato chips!!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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ho ho ho
I see someone has a good eye for things
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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You have to actually identify the darkness before understanding what light can mean to you.
It's relative and subjective
I can't understanding happiness without knowing what sadness is
I can't justify the good over the bad
because we know what the bad is, we can move towards the good
Even though it isn't as simple as black and white
humans are complex creatures
However that doesn't change the complementary nature of light and darkness
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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I wanted to say hiroshima and nagasaki :(
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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A potato fell
what do you think happened?
NUCLEAR WARFARE
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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Another one to add to my potato army
Now Heartlover time to be FERTILISED!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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My brain just broke
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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A tribute :'(
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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Procrastinating instead of preparing for my exam
I-I mean
Leading my horde into the depths of despair so that they may learn of humility and imperfection and achieve joy from their masochistic tendencies!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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You force my non existent Potato limbs into action
May you be develop potato-llurgy
Its like metallurgy but obviously cooler
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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May you be cursed with an abundance of potatoes
Potatoes everyday! Potatoes every night!
When you wake up you dwell into the kitchen to find nothing but potatoes
When you open your lunchbox your burger be transformed into a potato
When you get home, your pets be turned into a potato
YOu clothes be turned into potatoes
YOU BE TURNED INTO A POTATO
SO I MAY RULE OVER YOU AS IS MY RIGHT OVER MY DOMAIN!
POTATOES ARE LOVE POTATOES ARE LIFE!!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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My legion shall ride to rot all your potatoes
May you have inadequate amount of starch in your potatoes!
May your chips be shriveled!
May your potatoes burn!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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you mongrel! you dare address his exalted highness as a mere potato guy?
It be known that your King hails from the land of unequivocal beauty and fertility, protected by the potatobis from the hidden village of potatoland and trusted with the secret to harvest out of season.
You dare tread my territory and have no respect for me?
I would have you known, I had the last person tickled to death.
Should you be wise, you would apologise and bring me one my brethren after you have shaved his outer integument and helped him to 30 pieces of himself before being fried in oil, as an act of good will.
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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My dear misguided ones.
It wasn't random chance nor your love for anime nor any illusions of wisdom that brought you here.
It was but the ill willed twisted strings of fate, binding you and compelling you to enter the purgatory that is less-real.
And as one of it wardens I am going to enjoy each and every moment your soul lingers in this place, unbeknownst to it the corruption that erodes the fiber of your being.
Come my little ones, come, for you possess the keys to the kingdom, the kingdom of potato land.
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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Hey Kenichi being a member of the less-real family I feel an obligation to all my brothers and sisters here. And while one of the highlights of my time here was witnessing people meet each other, I have sadly seen many leave, often unannounced. While partings have been painful, they all deserve closure regardless of who delivers it. Having witnessed the events unfolding and having information behind the scenes, I extend to you the warmth of the less-real family as we bring you the grim reminder of promises unfulfilled.
Let me remind you that we are here for you, though you will probably have to deal with the pain yourself, for pain demands that it be felt. As I lay down probably the most difficult thing no person should ever have to deal with, you need to know that Jeffrey has not been active on less-real ever since he found another significant other.
It might not be my place to spring this on you, however I believe that people deserve to be helped in times of strife and pain. And so I take my leave, while finally reminding you that regardless of the pain we feel today there is always a better tomorrow to look forward to, for sometimes its pain that becomes the catalyst for future happiness.
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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This is genius :'D
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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its more like misery loving company and me being the only company it gets!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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Choke on a marshmallow!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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Sometimes I come here to contemplate on life and wonder about the things that could've been but were never meant to be.
Of course there will always be the skeletons in our closets, there will always be demons hiding behind our beds and there will always be potatoes plotting to usurp me from my rightful throne.
However, I will always have this place.
TO remind me of the warmth and coldness life offers.
I'll wait here
Today and Tomorrow
and till the day Ishimaru gets married and divorced.
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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In a nutshell this aberrant slime is a die hard 'IMOUTOFIER'. And this poor girl was manipulated to believe that her true family is with Nee-chan, or Nee-Nee.
Truthfully this vermin is happy to be called anything as long as it adds to his assembly of Imoutos.
I would call the police and tell them a pedophile is on the loose, however I fear for the poor female officer's life. For I can not damn them to the eternal servitude of Ishi-nee.
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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I want cookie with tea, with a pinch of potato to along with it
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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Do I get tea now?
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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Yup! Not going to sleep anytime soon now
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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WHY MR.LESS-REAL why did you have to die!!
Oh good lordy you were supposed to have a future with an army of concubines and illegitimate children!!
WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO YOU!!
THE CRUELTY THE INHUMANITY!!
What will become of the human race now
NOOOOOOO!!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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well this is the first time I've befriended an entire country
but yes, for the sake of broadening our horizons we must traverse into the epic and the ode! It matters not what weirdness lies ahead for we promise to be more weird today and tomorrow!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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everything is subjective, how you perceive something is how you allow it to affect you!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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I'm one that controls the threads of fate, the one who approves.
So my fellow less-realer, speak what you may
For your calls shall be answered!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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If only you knew how wrong you were Sherlock :'D
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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but you cant have him
he's mine!!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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Ishimaru is lying, he just wanted to play hard to get.
cause he thinks that makes him more desirable!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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I'd be the clock!
Be there looking all cool and tick-tocky while people 'RUN OUT OF TIME'
OH YEA!!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME HERE!!!
WHY!!
ALL ALONE IN THIS WARM, BRIGHT AND FUZZY PLACE!!
WHY Ai_Alis WHYYYYYYYY!!
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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*Insert fan girl moment her*
[-]AvalonReject5 years ago

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What?
I would be the lord of all pancakes anyday!