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Quotes by "Watashi"

Watashi said:


This is how culture spreads. When someone has a new idea, it is immediately copied.

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The devil made me do it. It was all his fault. Yup, all him. Look at them shake. I don't blame them. The second I spotted them, I put a lid on the tin and ran away. In other words, I kidnapped them. Is there any way to spin this? I mean, any way to solve the problem?

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Yes! One small candy for man, one giant candy for new mankind.

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I woke up feeling refreshed, after dreaming about a long shower. But of course, it was an illusion.

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I've never been so grateful to have walls to shut the world out.

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Items to invent: Bed, massage chair, humidifier, rubber band, Rube Goldberg Machine, religion... Religions are invented? I've learned something new.

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The toilet is a wonder of civilization. It is a grand invention. It preserves human dignity.

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We must demonstrate that we took action, even if our action was meaningless.

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I always thought of humans as intelligent dominoes, since they tend to follow each other.

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I should use a cheerful joke to lighten the mood. Would you like a snack? Or, maybe I should snack on you instead?

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It's simply fun to be part of a group sharing the same interests, regardless of what those interests are.

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Well, nothing in life is ever certain.

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So, who should we hold responsible? Compensation. Punishment. If you didn't want any problems you shouldn't have taken risks.

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The chickens have earned their right to live, while the humans will go hungry.

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I bet that when they run out of delicacy points, girls turn into old ladies.

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It's quite educational, seeing the thought process of someone in charge.

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They have no faces, no mouths... Their slimy bodies are completely hairless! They are... the skinned chickens!... Or you could just say they're chickens.

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Hide the truth. Manipulate information. Use intimidation.

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And so... I have written down the lesson I've learned from this vital experience in form of a title suitable for a business reference book: "Never hold meetings. The outcome is determined before the meeting begins."

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Necessary murder. Man must kill to live. That hasn't changed, even with humanity's decline. The situation has reached the point in which escape and refusal are no longer options, so I must act.