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Quotes from "Soul Eater"

Excalibur said:


About the 1,000 provisions that you are required to observe. Now I would like for you to participate in the most important provision. Number 452 the 5 hour story telling party.



Reaper Combat Art: Mortal Sin Stance.

Excalibur said:


Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California!



You disgust me. I am a Grim Reaper, I refuse to grant anyone the freedom to kill!

Excalibur said:


FOOL! As someone who is unaware of the vital role that singing has played in the cultural history of mankind you are in no position to question me. Remember that the next time you stop to consider your place in this world. You do not possess the power to deny a singer his song. Do you understand what I'm telling you?

Excalibur said:


Thus at long last the fighting between the rival gangs had ended! To sum up, this leads us to number 778 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Never mail a letter without the return address or the proper postage. And don't call collect.



I'm going to keep fighting until this world is the way it should be. Until the world is balanced.

Excalibur said:


I was all dried up. Yes, nothing could satisfy me anymore. I was but a shell of a man. An unspeakable emptiness grew deep within my heart. I became frustrated, sad, hollow. The gapping hole inside of me was growing larger everyday. Slowly consuming me from the inside out. At least until that day came.

Excalibur said:


To sum up, that is what led to number 679 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Always place a dehumidifier in your room.

Crona said:


I can't lose weight, I don't know how to deal with being any skinnier than I already am.



I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil and good maintain an equilibrium in this world, there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything.

Excalibur said:


SILENCE! This is number 349 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Meisters should eat everything regardless of personal likes and dislikes. Never say anything as selfish as "I don't like carrots." again.

Crona said:


I hate, hate, hate everyone.



I partnered with these two specifically so something like this wouldn't happen. I need symmetry! Maybe I should have listened to my father. He tried to pick out a good weapon for me, but I refused to listen to him! Stubborn! All I cared about, all I wanted was symmetry! Two symmetrical weapons! Was that so much to ask for?! And now all my efforts have been completely and utterly wasted! Damn it!

Excalibur said:


This brings us to number 278 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. I hate carrots. Never even think about putting them in my food, you get it?

Excalibur said:


It's quite basic actually, perhaps the simplest of tricks there is. True it may not seem so simple from an ordinary persons point of view, some people may even consider it a baffling, utterly perplexing problem. Things will often appear complicated on the outside while in truth they are simplicity itself. Of course how one sees these things depends on the person, many people find there is a fine line separating the complex to the very simple.

Crona said:


I'm scared of everyone. I need to learn to deal with people better.



Get your ass moving Kid!



If you want to do damage to the other ship you have to ram them in the middle! Now do it again!

Excalibur said:


One must take time to think! Rushing forward without considering things beforehand is the hight of foolishness. Ahh yes, that reminds me of another time when I had to consider things, that case was long ago but I remember it still. It was back when I still hung my hat on Bakers St. and called it home.



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