Quotes by "Simon Brezhnev"

You're happy enough, so don't take away the happiness of others. You should share it.

*Simon to Celty, who's wearing a super revealing bikini*You are more transparent than you think.

*Kida asks Simon to give him a discount next time* If I did, I'd meet a watery grave on Russian land.

Even on 50% off days, we don't serve humans in our dishes.

Are you done with puberty? Then it's time for you to eat sushi.