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Quotes by "L Lawliet"

L Lawliet said:


There is no heaven or hell. No matter what you do while you're alive, everybody goes to the same place once you die. Death is Equal.

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It's not a sense of justice. Figuring out difficult cases is my hobby. If you measured good and evil deeds by current laws, I would be responsible for many crimes. The same way you all like to solve mysteries and riddles, or clear video games more quickly. For me too, it's simply prolonging something I enjoy doing. That's why I only take on cases that pique my interest. It's not justice at all. And if it means being able to clear a case, I don't play fair, I'm a dishonest, cheating human being who hates losing.

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Sometimes, the questions are complicated - and the answers are simple.

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Being alone is better than being with the wrong person.

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I don't sit like this because I want to. I have to sit like this. If I were to sit normally, my deductive skills will immediately be reduced by roughly 40%.

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Why are you staring at me? Are you annoyed that I am the only one who has cake?

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I have two rules: First, I'm never wrong. Second, if I'm wrong... back to the first rule.

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*after Misa-chan says that she can't imagine a world without Light* Hmmm... Yes, it would be dark!

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There are... many types of monsters in this world: Monsters who will not show themselves and who cause trouble; monsters who abduct children; monsters who devour dreams; monsters who suck blood, and... monsters who always tell lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance. They are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart. They eat even though they've never experienced hunger. They study even though they have no interest in academics. They seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely be eaten by it. Because in truth, I am that monster.

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*after touching Misa's butt and getting away with it* This is an outrage... taking advantage of this situation! I assure you, I will get to the bottom of this!

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Then let me ask you, do gods of death love apples?

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The bells are very loud today.

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If you use your head, you won't get fat even if you eat sweets.

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Learn to treasure your life because unfortunately, it can be taken away from you anytime.

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If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours.

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I haven't said anything about letting them commit murder...yet.

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Actually, if you're smart, you can eat sweets without gaining weight.

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Risking your life and doing something that could easily rob you of your life are exact opposites.

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This isn't divine jugdement. It's the work of some childish killer who's playing at divine retribution. That's all.

L Lawliet said:


Let's show him...that the good guys always win.



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