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Quotes from "Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita"

Watashi said:


This is how culture spreads. When someone has a new idea, it is immediately copied.

Watashi said:


The devil made me do it. It was all his fault. Yup, all him. Look at them shake. I don't blame them. The second I spotted them, I put a lid on the tin and ran away. In other words, I kidnapped them. Is there any way to spin this? I mean, any way to solve the problem?

Watashi said:


Yes! One small candy for man, one giant candy for new mankind.

Watashi said:


I woke up feeling refreshed, after dreaming about a long shower. But of course, it was an illusion.

Watashi said:


I've never been so grateful to have walls to shut the world out.

Watashi said:


Items to invent: Bed, massage chair, humidifier, rubber band, Rube Goldberg Machine, religion... Religions are invented? I've learned something new.

Watashi said:


The toilet is a wonder of civilization. It is a grand invention. It preserves human dignity.

Watashi said:


We must demonstrate that we took action, even if our action was meaningless.

Y said:


Children aren't sweet or innocent. The weird ones are left unchecked. It's rare to find anyone you can trust!

Y said:


I found a job after graduation, but it was at the school. So much for sentimental farewells.

Watashi said:


I always thought of humans as intelligent dominoes, since they tend to follow each other.

Watashi said:


I should use a cheerful joke to lighten the mood. Would you like a snack? Or, maybe I should snack on you instead?

Watashi said:


It's simply fun to be part of a group sharing the same interests, regardless of what those interests are.

Watashi said:


Well, nothing in life is ever certain.

Watashi said:


So, who should we hold responsible? Compensation. Punishment. If you didn't want any problems you shouldn't have taken risks.

Watashi said:


The chickens have earned their right to live, while the humans will go hungry.

Watashi said:


I bet that when they run out of delicacy points, girls turn into old ladies.

Watashi said:


It's quite educational, seeing the thought process of someone in charge.

Watashi said:


They have no faces, no mouths... Their slimy bodies are completely hairless! They are... the skinned chickens!... Or you could just say they're chickens.



I've done it! After years of climbing the ladder, I've finally made it! Now that I have control of all good, no one can stop me! I now rule the human race! First, I will restore all the long-abandoned customs! Control the people! Control the goods! Control the economy! Once that's done, I can easily take over the nation! I'm in position to wield all of the power! Time to implement a dictatorial democracy! I can be a tyrant!



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