Quotes from "Gintama"

Kagura said:

Kids these days just want to stuff their faces and make sweet love. At least that's what Gin-chan says.

Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away.

Eyebrow Zombies... How about we call them Zombrows?

A life without gambling is like sushi without wasabi!

When a woman says something's cute, a man just can't trust it.

Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?

Do you know why people have two hands? That's because...

Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul?

Every since childhood we've dreamed of being pirates. We're looking for the fabled treasure they call "One Pack", right Zura?

Listen up! What we need is this! Yes, calcium! If we have enough calcium, we can do anything!

That's a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive in this rotten world.

It's not Zura. IT'S KATSURA!

Oi, oi. Why do you have red eyes? Have you been playing Tetris all night?

Man, I wish I had a Bankai or something..

If you die, don't come crying to me about it.