Quotes from "Gintama"

Shinpachi, just remember this... We aren't friends with justice or even your sister. We're YOUR friends.

Gin-san, aren't you gonna make fun of me? Are you just gonna ignore me?!

I watch over Gin-san to protect him. Just like a fairy, like Tinkerbell!

*about Katsura, who apparently got his head hit very hard* Forget his name, this guy's questioning his own existence!

*while eating Super Spicy Senbei* It's spicy... It's spicy. Damn it, why am I... It's so spicy I have tears in my eyes.

I just... ...want to make the woman I love happy.

If someone went the wrong way, the other two would beat him up until he got back on track. That's how it always been. That's why we'll always stay on the right path!

*talking about Shinsengumi* Every time I'm with all of you, there's always a gap. I'm different from all of you.

Inside your mouth, it's rat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta, wonderful.

Hijikata-san. I forgot my flute at the headquarters, so I'm gonna go back and get it real quick.

What is it, you? Bang bang banging on people's heads like that. Are you hoping to become a tambourine player? If you don't like Shin-chan, then how about Sen-chan from secret operation?

The best way to live a full life is to be a child, no matter your age.

Kagura said:

I'm not eating early. In my country, we always ate hot dogs during class.

Do you really intend to lose even more of your friends for something like that? I'll pass on that. As long as I'm alive, I'll live by my own rules. I'll live as I see fit and protect that which I hold dear.

Katsura, just stop this. No matter how elegant you think dying is, your death won't appease your conscience and won't change anything.

Shut up you! What's with that TV drama attitude?!

We could drive them off the entire earth if we had your strength, Gintoki!

Gintoki, will you take up your sword once again to cleanse this rotting nation? Lend me the strength of the fearsome white demon once again. [flashback to when they were fighting together] Is this it? Rather than falling into enemy hands, we should kill ourselves and die as warriors.

Kagura said:

I'm on TV! I gotta call my folks!

*to Okita, who tells him that he should take his job more seriously* Shall I put you to sleep, ingrate?