Quotes from "Durarara!!"

Oh, and just because I like humans, it doesn't mean that I like you personally.

Someday, I'll connect the dots, and unveil the picture that invisible to us now...

How are you going to drown on land?

*Kida asks Simon to give him a discount next time* If I did, I'd meet a watery grave on Russian land.

Even on 50% off days, we don't serve humans in our dishes.

Are you done with puberty? Then it's time for you to eat sushi.

HNGGGGG. You just went for my head, didn't you? You know you could kill someone by hitting a vital spot in their head, right? If you know this, then you were trying to kill me, right?

They called me a monster!