Quotes from "Durarara!!"

As long as I exist, I don't care if there's hell, or if only suffering exists there.

What you see isn't necessarily reality. Everyone has secrets, things they feel that they can't tell anyone. There's no such thing as a normal person.

I love clich├ęs, I love predictable scripts, I love it when they paste over problems and I love it when they force a happy ending too. What's wrong with working towards that?

I've heard that stalkers don't realize they're stalking. Apparently, they believe that they're "protecting".

*Simon to Celty, who's wearing a super revealing bikini*You are more transparent than you think.

I am trying to seduce you. *Celty in a super revealing bikini*

All the cards are in my hand.

*jumping on a guy* So you brought your boyfriend because I don't hit girls?How admirable of you.I'd like to make you mine, but sorry, you're not my type.So go home!

My family was normal.

*Seiji talking to Mikado* If you really do love her, don't look away, no matter what happens. No matter what you see, no matter what you learn about her, don't look away. Once you got her in your embrace, don't let go. Once you decide you love someone, that's your responsibility.

No matter how much you try to escape it, you can't get away from what you were part of.

"What is life?", "Why do people live?". Someone asked me that and I beat him within an inch of his life...

Listen. Looks can kill. There's at least a 0.00000000000000000000675% chance that a curse or a stare can kill someone. So if you glare at someone, you can't complain if they kill you!

The world isn't as cruel as you take it to be.

Is she a stalker..?! If she's cute it's okay, right?

In my hometown, the sky seemed endless...but there was nothing to see.

If I pull this out will it start bleeding? Hm, maybe I should get a band-aid. Or maybe super glue!

It's too addicting, it's too addicting, it's too addicting! Even for an information broker like me there are things completely unknown to me happening and happening and appearing before my eyes and lapsing back into unknown every single day. That is why I can never ever leave the places where humans abound! Humans, LOVE! I LOVE HUMANS! I LOVE YOU ALL! THAT'S WHY YOU ALL SHOULD LOVE ME TOO!

Sushi love. I like fatty tuna...