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I could never think of this kind of (retarded) design. It really is (retardedly) you America.
Eat bullets macho potato!
I'll do anything, please don't hit me.
I think we can solve the problem by building a big hero together and having it sheild the Earth.
In Hell, the Germans are policemen, the English are cooks, the French are engineers, the Italians are bankers, and the Swiss are lovers~
SHUT UP YOU EVIL MUFFINS! DAMMIT!
What the-- Hun-- HUNGARY!? Why the hell are you here?!
Hello, China from the sundown... I'm Japan from the sunrise...
Besides, it's not LEARNED! What's with that LEARNED?! It's LEARNT, you stupid!
I'm here to make friends with whales!
*Narrating* One night, I couldn't sleep well and opened my eyes...to find some strange guy staring at me.
*whispering* Ve, ve, ve, ve, ve, ve...
The other day, I had an extremely disgusting pizza. England made it.
Hey! Quit hitting Italy when I'm not around! *England runs away* Get back here! Hit him again, and I'll shape ya up like a heart! *Runs after him*
*Repeatedly squeezes the cat's paw* Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish! *the cat licks Italy's face. He screams* Captain! What's happening? This is mutiny! It's mutiny!
*Pets the cat he is holding* Gentle? Stroke, stroke.
I'll express how angry I am with this piano. You moron! Why did you become allied with Italy?