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England said:


I could never think of this kind of (retarded) design. It really is (retardedly) you America.



Eat bullets macho potato!



I'll do anything, please don't hit me.

America said:


I think we can solve the problem by building a big hero together and having it sheild the Earth.

America said:


Conceal that garbage.

Rome said:


In Hell, the Germans are policemen, the English are cooks, the French are engineers, the Italians are bankers, and the Swiss are lovers~



SHUT UP YOU EVIL MUFFINS! DAMMIT!

Prussia said:


What the-- Hun-- HUNGARY!? Why the hell are you here?!

Japan said:


Hello, China from the sundown... I'm Japan from the sunrise...

America said:


Besides, it's not LEARNED! What's with that LEARNED?! It's LEARNT, you stupid!

America said:


I'm here to make friends with whales!

Germany said:


*Narrating* One night, I couldn't sleep well and opened my eyes...to find some strange guy staring at me.



*whispering* Ve, ve, ve, ve, ve, ve...



The other day, I had an extremely disgusting pizza. England made it.

Germany said:


Hey! Quit hitting Italy when I'm not around! *England runs away* Get back here! Hit him again, and I'll shape ya up like a heart! *Runs after him*



*Repeatedly squeezes the cat's paw* Squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, squish! *the cat licks Italy's face. He screams* Captain! What's happening? This is mutiny! It's mutiny!



*Pets the cat he is holding* Gentle? Stroke, stroke.

Austria said:


I'll express how angry I am with this piano.

Austria said:


You moron! Why did you become allied with Italy?



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